200+ Worst Songs in Popular Music

Worst Songs in Pop Music

   
   

World’s Worst Pop Music

   

Bad music and all of the worst songs are subjective, we admit.  Often, the songs on this are loved by many but hated even more by others.

This section is devoted entirely to the worst songs of all time. Well, maybe not the all-time worst written songs or worst performances of all time. Perhaps “Really irritating songs that used to be popular songs” would be a better title. On the other hand, there are people reading the list below and saying to themselves ‘these are the greatest hits of all time!”

These are songs that, admit it or not, we all knew and mostly liked when they first came out. These are songs that make us cringe when we hear them now in front of loved ones.
What were we thinking?

How does one define a “bad song”?

Sometimes they are just too ‘catchy’ or we have heard them far too many times for a single lifetime. You may love a particular ditty and the person next to you may give you a look of horror, disdain, and even a little pity when they realize that you are enjoying that sound coming out of the speakers.

We’re not talking about music genres here. Parents/Adults have been whining about what the “kids” were listening to since the 1920’s. That nasty Charleston stuff that evolved into that Sinful Swinging, that enabled Elvis to gyrate, leading to Tina Turner showing some leg, Jim Morrison performing nude, Ozzie biting live bats,  the Sex Pistols urinating on stage, James Brown singing about his “Sex Machine”, and Eminem flipping the world “the bird” at the 2000 Grammys.

Don’t tell us “today’s music is terrible”. You sound like your mom talking about those long-haired, unkempt bad boys in “The Beatles”, or her mom harping about Elvis. Or those teachers who banned swing dancing at the school dances during World War II. Music marches in.

People like Pat Boone tried to make R & B/rock-n-roll acceptable to the masses, yet, for all his pop music success, his greatest achievement was the fathering of his daughter, Debbie Boone, who went on to record one of the most successful bad songs of all time, “You Light Up My Life”, lasting 10 weeks at Billboard’s number one, and over 20 weeks in the Top 40 in 1977. She won the Grammy for the best new artist as well. She never charted again, which is just fine for those of us who heard it, on average, a hundred thousand times that
Summer of ’77.

(BTW – the 70s was the list filled the fastest, followed by the 2000s with the 90s close behind.)
(BTW2 – The further back we go, the more complaints we seem to get about the “worst” selections. Time is very kind to bad songs, apparently.)

   

The 2000s – Worst Songs

1. Popozao – Kevin Federline    
2. American Pie – Madonna    
3. Magic – B.o.B Featuring Rivers Cuomo    
4. All Day Long I Dream About Sex – JC Chasez    
5. Lonely – Akon    
6. Who Let The Dogs Out – Baha Men    
7. Butterfly – Crazytown    
8. I’m A Girl, Not Yet a Woman – Britney Spears    
9. My Humps – Black Eyed Peas    
10. I Played Chicken With A Train – Cowboy Troy    
11. Black and Yellow – Wiz Khalifa    
12. It’s Hard Out Here for a Pimp – Djay f/ Shug (OSCAR WINNING SONG)    
13. Country Girl – DF Dub    
14. Las Ketchup – The Ketchup Song    
15. Shut Up – Kelly Osbourne    
16. Ring The Alarm – Beyonce    
17. Starry Eyed Surprized – Oakenfold    
18. Laffy Taffy – D4L    
19. Teenage Dirtbag – Wheatus    
20. A Little Less Conversation – Elvis vs JXL    
21. She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy – Kenny Chesney    
22. Sorry – Justin Guarini    
23. Friday – Rebecca Black    
24. Pimpin’ All Over The World – Ludacris Featuring Bobby Valentino    
25. Unfaithful – Rihanna    
26. Hey Ma – Cam’ron feat. Juelz Santana, Feekey Zekey and Toya    
27. Grillz – Nelly, featuring Paul Wall, Ali & Gipp    
28. Beautiful Soul – Jessie McCartney    
29. Your Body Is a Wonderland – John Mayer    
30. Picture – Kid Rock featuring Sheryl Crow    
31. American Life – Madonna    
32. Float On – Modest Mouse    
33. She Bangs – Ricky Martin    
34. I’m Real – Jennifer Lopez    
35. You’re Beautiful – James Blunt    
36. I’m In Love With A Stripper – T. Pain with Mike Jones    
37. I Kissed A Girl – Katy Perry    
38. Sorry 2004 – Ruben Studdard    
39. Catch My Disease – Ben Lee    
40. Black Suits Comin’ – Will Smith    

The Nineties’ – Worst Songs

1. You Must Love Me – Madonna    
2. I Can’t Dance – Genesis    
3. Rico Suave – Gerardo    
4. Achy Breaky Heart – Billy Ray Cyrus    
5. Ice Ice Baby – Vanilla Ice    
6. 2 Legit 2 Quit – M.C. Hammer      
7. I Will Always Love You – Whitney Houston      
8. Informer – Snow    
9. Life – Des’ree      
10. U Can’t Touch This – M.C. Hammer    
11. Cantaloop – US3    
12. Champagne Supernova – Oasis    
13. All For Love – Bryan Adams, Rod Stewart, and Sting    
14. My Heart Will Go On – Celine Dion (Totally controversial as a bad song)    
15. (Everything I Do) I Do It For You – Bryan Adams    
16. This Kiss – Faith Hill    
17. Let Her Cry – Hootie and the Blowfish    
18. I’m Too Sexy – Right Said Fred    
19. Peaches – The Presidents of the United States    
20. The Only Thing That Looks Good On Me Is You – Bryan Adams    
21. Good Stuff – B-52s    
22. I Finally Found Someone – Bryan Adams and Barbra Streisand    
23. Fly Away – Lenny Kravitz    
24. One Of Us – Joan Osborne    
25. Higher – Creed    
26. Lump – Presidents of the United States of America    
27. Are You Jimmy Ray? – Jimmy Ray    
28. Believe – Cher    
29. Sometimes Love Just Ain’t Enough – Patty Smyth and Don Henley    
30. Roam – B-52s    
31. Shiny Happy People – R.E.M.    
32. Play That Funky Music – Vanilla Ice    
33. Faith – Limp Bizkit    
34. Ironic – Alanis Morrisette    
35. Can I Touch You… There? – Michael Bolton    
36. One Headlight – The Wallflowers    
37. If I Was Your Mother – Bon Jovi    
38. Barbie Girl – Aqua    
39. Something Happened On The Way To Heaven – Phil Collins    
40. Macarena – Los Del Rio    

The Eighties’ – Worst Songs

1. Morning Train (9 to 5) – Sheena Easton    
2. The Girl Is Mine – Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney    
3. To All the Girls I Loved Before – Julio Iglesias and Willie Nelson    
4. The Final Countdown – Europe    
5. Never Gonna Give You Up – Rick Astley    
6. Ebony and Ivory – Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder      
7. We Built This City – Starship      
8. Lady In Red – Chris DeBurgh    
9. Rock Me Amadeus – Falco      
10. Hip To Be Square – Huey Lewis and the News    
11. Wild Wild West – Escape Club    
12. The Twist (Yo, Twist!) – Fat Boys featuring Chubby Checker    
13. Mickey – Toni Basil    
14. Groovy Kind of Love – Phil Collins    
15. We Didn’t Start The Fire – Billy Joel    
16. Get Outta My Dreams Get Into My Car – Billy Ocean    
17. We Don’t Have to Take Our Clothes Off – Jermaine Stewart    
18. Hangin’ Tough – New Kids on the Block    
19. Puttin On The Ritz – Taco    
20. Goonies R Good Enough – Cyndi Lauper    
21. Safety Dance – Men Without Hats    
22. The One That You Love – Air Supply    
23. Harlem Shuffle – Rolling Stones    
24. Maneater – Hall and Oates    
25. Bad – Michael Jackson    
26. The Warrior – Scandal    
27. Word Up – Cameo    
28. Don’t Worry Be Happy – Bobby McFerrin    
29. Invisible Touch – Genesis    
30. My Prerogative – Bobby Brown    
31. Who’s That Girl – Madonna    
32. Good Thing – Fine Young Cannibals    
33. Medley – Stars on 45    
34. Woman In Love – Barbra Streisand    
35. Sussudio – Phil Collins    
36. Let Me Tickle Your Fancy – Jermaine Jackson & Devo    
37. Venus – Bananarama    
38. Two Hearst – Phil Collins    
39. I Like To Rock – April Wine    
40. The Look – Roxette    

The Seventies’ – Worst Songs

1. I’ve Never Been To Me – Charlene    
2. Seasons In The Sun – Terry Jacks    
3. Tusk – Fleetwood Mac    
4. Feelings – Morris Albert    
5. Don’t Give Up On Us – David Soul    
6. Let Her In – John Travolta      
7. MacArthur Park – Donna Summer    
8. You Light Up My Life – Debbie Boone (OSCAR WINNING SONG)    
9. Boogie Oogie Oogie – A Taste of Honey      
10. Lovin’ You – Minnie Riperton    
11. Midnight At The Oasis – Maria Muldaur    
12. I Am… I Said – Neil Diamond    
13. Sometimes When We Touch – Dan Hill    
14. Afternoon Delight – Starland Vocal Band    
15. Oh Babe, What Would You Say? – Hurricane Smith    
16. Shannon – Henry Gross    
17. (You’re) Having My Baby – Paul Anka    
18. A Horse With No Name – America    
19. Silly Love Songs – Wings    
20. Disco Duck – Rick Dees    
21. I Write The Songs – Barry Manilow    
22. Muskrat Love – Captain and Tennille    
23. Ma Belle Amie – The Tee Set    
24. Run Joey Run – David Geddes    
25. Brand New Key – Melanie    
26. Do Ya Think I’m Sexy – Rod Stewart    
27. Have You Never Been Mellow? – Olivia Newton-John    
28. Daddy Don’t You Walk So Fast – Wayne Newton    
29. Bad, Bad Leroy Brown – Frank Sinatra    
30. Ode To Billie Joe – Bobbi Gentry    
31. The Logical Song – Supertramp    
32. Alone Again (Naturally) – Gilbert O’Sullivan    
33. Billy, Don’t Be a Hero – Bo Donaldson & The Heywoods    
34. Escape (The Pina Colada Song) – Rupert Holmes    
35. I Am Woman – Helen Reddy    
36. Do That To Me One More Time – Captain and Tennille    
37. O-o-h Child – The 5 Stairsteps    
38. Wildfire – Michael Murphy    
39. Mama Can’t Buy You Love – Elton John    
40. Playground In My Mind – Clint Holmes    

The 60s’ – Worst Songs

1. MacArthur Park – Richard Harris    
2. I Dig Rock and Roll Music – Peter, Paul and Mary    
3. Yummy Yummy Yummy – Ohio Express    
4. Palisades Park – Freddy “Boom Boom” Cannon    
5. The Tra La La Song – The Banana Splits    
6. Ringo – Lorne Greene      
7. I’m Henry VII I Am – Herman’s Hermits      
8. 98.6 – Keith    
9. Honey – Bobby Goldsboro      
10. Tiptoe Through The Tulips – Tiny Tim    
11. Winchester Cathedral – New Vaudeville Band    
12. Surfin Bird – The Trashman    
13. Jingle Jangle – The Archies    
14. Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polkadot Bikini – Bryan Hyland    
15. Cherish – The Association    
16. Inna-Gadda-Da-Vita – Iron Butterfly    
17. Somethin’ Stupid – Frank and Nancy Sinatra    
18. Tell Laura I Love Her – Ray Peterson    
19. Take a Letter Maria – R.B. Greaves    
20. Do The Freddie – Freddie and the Dreamers    
21. Girl, You’ll Be A Woman Soon – Neil Diamond    
22. Please Mr. Custer – Larry Verne    
23. In The Year 2525 – (Exordium and Terminus) – Zager and Evans    
24. Feeling Groovy – Simon and Garfunkle    
25. The Name Game – Shirley Ellis    
26. Revolution 9 – The Beatles    
27. Do The Clam – Elvis Presley    
28. Judy In Disguise (With Glasses) – John Fred and His Playboy Band    
29. Young Girl – Gary Puckett    
30. Dizzy – Tommy Roe    
31. San Francisco (Be Sure to Wear Flowers in Your Hair) – Scott McKenzie    
32. Dominique – The Singing Nun    
33. Do Wah Diddy Diddy – Manfred Mann    
34. Lady Willpower – Gary Puckett    
35. Teen Angel – Mark Dinning    
36. Ringo – Lorne Green    
37. Suite: Judy Blue Eyes – Crosby Stills and Nash    
38. Wives and Lovers – Jack Jones    
39. Don’t Pass Me By – The Beatles    
40. The Happening – The Supremes    

The 50s’ – Worst Songs

1. The Chipmonk Song – David Seville    
2. The Happy Organ – Dave “Baby” Cortez    
3. Doggie In The Window – Patti Page    
4. Hot Diggity (Dog Ziggity Boom) – Perry Como    
5. Venus – Frankie Avalon    
6. Beep Beep – The Playmates      
7. I Wish I Were In Love Again – Frank Sinatra      
8. Dance With Me, Henry – Georgia Gibbs    
9. Lonely Boy – Paul Anka      
10. Teen-Age Crush – Tommy Sands    
11. Young Love – Tab Hunter    
12. Banana Boat Song – Steve Lawrence    
13. Rock and Roll Waltz – Kay Starr    
14. Aba Daba Honeymoon – Debbie Reynolds & Carleton Carpenter    
15. Teen-Age Crush – Tommy Sands    
16. Charlie Brown – The Coasters    
17. The Battle of New Orleans – Johnny Horton    
18. Kookie Kookie (Lend Me Your Comb) – Connie Stevens with Edd Byrnes    
19. Why – Frankie Avalon    
20. Tutti Frutti – Pat Boone    
21. Western Movies – The Olympics    
22. Sugartime – The McGuire Sisters    
23. Seven Little Girls Sitting In The Back Seat – Paul Evans    
24. Come On-A My House – Rosemary Clooney    
25. Butterfly – Andy Williams